Let Me Mess With Your Head...!

Just to clear the cobwebs caused by all the stress of the past week!

I know that we have all had a lot to process, to ponder, to pretend that we understand. Our minds get foggy with the issues forced upon us by the mainstream media and the talking heads. If we are going to have to listen to double talk and get our brains all twisted up in a knot all week, them we might as well use the weekend to untwist and unwind a bit!

In order to assist all of my fellow twistees in becoming untwisted and unfogged, I decided that this morning instead of having cartoons, we should have a little bit of fun activity for our brains...or maybe I should say, with our brains!

So, ready or not...here we go! Enjoy!

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders!

I think that's enough to get us started! Mind feeling a little less muddled yet? Are you a little less twisted, mind-wise? I thought that would do the trick!

Now let's get another cup of coffee and sit on the patio for a while, my friend!