Can You Even Believe This...?

Folks like this are beyond help!

What can you do with them, besides putting them on an island somewhere and leaving them there! He's probably lucky he didn't get shot! I see this type of story each and every day, and I can't understand how these folks have managed to stay around as long as they have!

If he keeps up like this, he won't have to worry about his next birthday! Someone will take him out long before then! We can thank the fine folks over at The Smoking Gun for this story!

Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee

NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.

Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."

That mistake contributed to initial reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.

The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.

Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail.

One good thing can come of all this! This fool should be very popular and fit right in while he's in jail! Should be an interesting time for him, without a doubt!

C'mon, my friends, let's get some fresh coffee and sit in the kitchen for a bit! Just make sure you leave my mouse alone, OK?