Signs Of The Apocalypse...?

I got an email from my Baby Sis that seems to fit in with today's world. I figured I'd share it with you for Thursday, OK?

THE GLOBAL RECESSION

The recession has really hit everybody really hard.

· My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail from Capital ONE.

· Wives are having sex with their husbands now because they can't afford the batteries.

· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

· A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

· I saw a Mormon today who had only one wife.

· If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you need to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

· Parents in New York and San Francisco have fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

· My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

· A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

· A picture is now only worth 200 words.

· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

· The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Just thought I'd put this out there in case you needed a smile this morning. I hope this helps in that regard.

Better have our coffee in the kitchen today. Rain is hanging around.