It's always good to watch your tax dollars at work, don't you think?
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
October 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered -0
Transvestites- 133
Hernias- 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases- 3172
Enlarged Prostates -8249
Breast Implants- 59350
Natural Blondes- 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Just thought you'd like to know.
I'm just trying to keep everyone informed at the successes in keeping us all safer, ya know? I know this info will help you rest easier at night!
How about we take a chance and have coffee out on the patio this morning? You game?
8 comments:
...hehehe, don't know whether to laff or cry...good one Brother
Thanks for the hearty laugh to start off my day, Mr. Hermit! Will take a rain check on your warm patio. Gonna be snowed in today... again!
LOL! that made my day. Will have to share this one with my friends who also don't like flying any more. We are having a heat wave here - 11 degrees this morning. Would love coffee on the patio.
Those are great! Do they let you know if you have one of these problems it would be a great way to get a free check up. Always a wonderful way to start the day by having a good laugh.
I would love to have coffee on the patio.
Breast Implants- Harry calls them bolt on's.
Now that IS funny!!
Hey Ken...
Glad you liked it! Close to being the truth, ya know?
Thanks for coming over this morning, my friend!
Hey Phyllis...
Too bad you can't get away from the snow for a bit.
Thanks for dropping by this morning!
Hey Linda M...
Always happy to make someone smile! Hope your friends enjoy them!
Thanks for coming over this morning!
Hey Jo...
I don't know about the check up thing, but I'm not sure I want these folks to see my insides!
Thanks, sweetie, for coming over!
Hey BBC...
As good a name as any, I reckon!
Thanks for dropping by today!
Hey Dizzy...
Sure glad you enjoyed them today! Stay warm at your place!
Thanks for coming by this morning!
Got here a little late..SNOW AGAIN :( Sure enjoyed the much needed laugh...gonna stay tucked under my blanket with a good book today..Have a good day :))
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