Guess what? It is just about time to pay your income tax...! That's right, friends, the Tax Man Cometh. In fact, he comes next week, as I'm sure that most of you already know.
April 15Th is the dreaded deadline to get those taxes in...or face the wrath of your Uncle Sam ! But don't despair, you are not the only ones dreading that fateful day. Income Tax has been incurring the wrath of most folks ever since it began.
In fact, I thought it would be interesting to show you what some famous people have had to say about taxes over the years. Most of these names are ones that you know, so let it be some comfort that famous or not, rich or poor... we all share some common feelings from time to time.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. Will Rogers
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. Thomas Jefferson
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. Ronald Reagan
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. Rush Limbaugh
Only in Washington would death be considered a taxable event. Mike Ferguson
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein
See, it only feels like you are out there all alone during this annual stress filled event. But your friends are there for you, including me!
In fact, I'll even make a fresh pot of coffee for you...and maybe a piece of pie to go with it (want pinto bean pie, or bug pie...?).
I want bug pie! And did you know that the IRS is a private org? Not even gov't. It's not even legal! But they intimidate you!
ReplyDeleteAsk them to show you the actual LAW, in print, that demands that you pay INCOME taxes!
Also ask them why they spell your name in all CAPS? That's the name of a Corporation! And you are NOT a Corporation, are you?!
Then tell them that you are not responsible for paying the taxes of the Corporation listed in all caps. You are not that naturalized being. Don't say person. Because in THEIR dictionary a person is property, a Corporation.
js
Hey,John... thanks for dropping by and for the comment Certainly something to think about, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteJim
Catching up my reading today.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jim for the bit of Humor to go along with the dreadful work that I am doing right now .. with only 5 days to go. Mmmmmm :(
blondie
I'm glad you found some humor in them, Judy. That's why I wrote it, to try and relieve some of the stress. Don't want my internet buddies to get to stressed out and lose their sense of humor, ya know?
ReplyDeleteJim