To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called !!
Coffee anyone...?
Man Hermit, that one hits too close to home. Been there, done that. Trust me, single is better. But man their sure worth a lot if ya got a good'n, cost a lot if ya don't. lol
ReplyDeleteChris
Hey Chris...thanks for stopping by! I hear ya on that! Been there more than once myself...
ReplyDeleteGlad it wasn't my garage...or my girlfriend that called!!
I think Homer Simpson has the perfect quote for that picture: "D'OH!"
ReplyDeleteSingle is muy bueno......
LOL, you guys are terrible! Besides, he got off lucky, if it were me, that picture would show random gunfire damage and a little accidental fire damage too ;)
ReplyDeleteHey Mayberry...thanks for stopping by! Wonder how she managed to miss the motorcycle?
ReplyDeleteHave to admit, it's a pretty good parking job!
Hey MM...why do I get the feeling that the random gunfire might be more than just random? I'm glad I don't have the opportunity of mking you angry!
Hey, thanks for stopping by!
haha, wow. Ya that would be a tough cookie to swallow.
ReplyDeleteHy Kookster...think he got the message? I'll bet he sleeps with one eye opened!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by!
Seems like an extended business trip to Vegas for a quicky divorce, and a restraining order.
ReplyDeleteHey MyWay...glad to have you drop in! I'm glad to have ya here...
ReplyDeleteI love that van. Wish I had one...
Hey, don't be a stranger!!
PRETTY FUNNY - BUT MAYBE TRUE SOMETIMES.
ReplyDeleteHey Mom...appreciate you dropping by! Sometimes a picture IS worth a thousand words....only hope that some of them were clean!
ReplyDeleteJust who would you call to clean up that mess? And would you admit what really happened?
ReplyDeleteI guess it was just the work of the "neighborhood vandals" or the "drunk neighbors".
ReplyDeleteAs for as the clean up...how about a Garage Sale?
All the destruction... but I can't help noticing you(r icon) standing red-shirted and ball-fisted in the garage!
ReplyDeleteHA!
Seems like if life's little accidents get you down on someone then not being with them is the best alternative.
ReplyDeleteAmen on that, my brother! Amen on that!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by!
Hrm... Looks familiar. It reminds me of the time that... Well, never mind. Although that garage does look about like my mother's garage looks when nothing has happened to it.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Ashley
I found it was just better to pack up a leave. Easier on the heart and the pocket.
ReplyDeleteI love my life of freedom now.
JoJo
Ps getting closer to the now :)