Spreadable Coffee...?

Strange as it may sound, I understand that this is now a real item from Japan. Somehow this just doesn't do anything for me and my caffeine habit, ya know? I'll take my daily dose hot and in a cup, thanks just the same!

Spreadable coffee is now a thing that exists in Japan

What if—stay with me—what if, instead of coffee and toast for breakfast, you could have coffee on toast? Did I just blow your mind? Because as of March 1, we live in a world where such things are possible.

The Japanese company Snow Brand Milk Products has released a creamy spread flavored like its super-sweet coffee drinks. Caffeine addicts, take note: there’s probably not enough coffee in the spread to replace your morning joe. A look at the product’s nutritional information (loosely translated into English here) reveals a mix of sugar, emulsifiers, oil, and milk powder that will look very familiar to Nutella fans. Is this more of a coffee-scented spreadable sugar product than spreadable coffee per se? Yes. No matter. The age of spreadable coffee is here.

I can't see this ever replacing the java in our cups anytime in the near future. There is something about the smell and warmth of a fresh cup of coffee that hits the spot. Heck, a lot of folks that don't even like coffee do enjoy the smell, ya know?

Speaking of coffee' we'll have ours out on the patio again this morning!