Here in Houston, it is HOT!
It's so hot, the lizards are running around with sticks in their mouths! Why? Glad you asked! When it gets so hot, the lizards will grab a stick and keep it in their mouths as they start across the road. When the pavement starts burning their feet, the lizards will take the stick...jab it in the ground and climb up on it until their feet cool off!
Anyway, I'm taking the day off, so help yourself to the coffee...OK?