Friday, November 29, 2013

Fun For Friday...!

I figured that instead of having a "Black Friday", here at the Hermit's we would do a funny Friday, OK?

Hope you all had a nice day yesterday. Plenty of food, visiting, and a nice nap...of course!


Sex @ 73 and other deep thoughts.......


SEX AT 73

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73!
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71, So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!

~~~~~ Answering machine message,

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

~~~~~ The irony of life is that by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Aspire to inspire before you expire.


I hope these little gems can help you get through the leftovers and house cleaning today! Maybe we'll get some sunshine!

Coffee in the kitchen to start this morning! Lemon pie, anyone?

11 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Good ones all!

Chickenmom said...

Thanks for the good laugh. Lotsa cleaning up scheduled for today! Save me a slice of that lemon pie!

Bruce Hammerson said...

Very well going!! I like your work. Hermit every time you do different and good.

Regards,
Komatsu Parts

Sissy said...

Good to laugh this morning. Thank you. Lemon Pie? Oh yes, my most favoritest, you betcha!

Sixbears said...

Better save me a slice of that pie. Sounds good with a strong cup of coffee. Have a good one Hermit!

Momlady said...

Hope you had a good day. Still don't have room for any pie.

JO said...

Those were good. I needed a smile and chuckle today.

I'd be happy to join you and others in your kitchen. Seems the only peaceful place to be. Pass the pot please.

Mamahen said...

Lol.....I needed a good laugh today, Thank you! I'm having hot tea this morning but lemon n tea go well together mmmmm mmm. Thanks fir the invite.... wait we're family now....round here family don't need invites, the door is always open :))

Dizzy-Dick said...

Love them, but I am only 70, so does that mean I have to cross the street???

linda m said...

Those made my day. Have a great weekend.

HermitJim said...

Hey Gorges...
Glad you liked them!

Thanks for coming by today!



Hey Phyllis...
I'll see if I can force myself to save ya a piece!

Thanks for coming by today!



Hey Bruce...
I'm happy you liked the post!

Thanks for coming over today!



Hey Sissy...
Laughing is good for what ails ya!

Thanks for coming over this morning!



Hey Sixbears...
The pie is pretty popular today!

Glad you came over this morning!



Hey Momlady...
Might take a day or two to make room, ya know?

Glad you could stop by today!



Hey Jo...
Thank goodness for peaceful spots! Need more of them!

Thanks, sweetie, for coming by today!



Hey Mamahen...
After yesterday, many of us could use a grin or two!

Just come on in! No invites needed here!

Thanks for stopping by!



Hey Dizzy...
Might be safer if you stayed on the same side of the street. Momma might be watching!

Thanks for dropping by today!



Hey Linda M...
If you're happy, so am I!

Thanks for coming over today!