Here's something a little bit different for your enjoyment this morning.
With all our talk of camping and of making do in case of emergency, I thought it might be handy to learn a few knots. Now, some of you already know these knots...and some of you may not know these knots. If you do know these knots, then there is no need to relearn them. However, if you do not know these knots, now would be a good time to get to know them. In fact, there is no reason not to know these knots, you know?
In helping with your efforts to know these knots, I've put a picture of some of the more useful knots that you may want to know!

Whether or not you know these knots, I thought you might like to look them over...but then maybe KNOT, you know?
Now, my friend, why don't we just get some fresh coffee and sit on the patio for a bit! We can talk about whether or not you need to know these knots, ya know?