What can I say? I forgot to post again. Seems to be happening a lot lately!
I know they tell us that the memory is the second thing to start fading and, to tell you the truth, I don't remember what was the first. All I know is that sometimes things just slip my mind all together. Surely it can't be an age thing, right? Anyway, whatever the reason...I did forget the post today. To make up for it, here is something Baby Sis sent me. It could be considered off color, I reckon, but we won't go there.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown,tie score.'Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real
hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,and accidentally poops in the
bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides!
There ya have it. If you need something to help you sleep at night, maybe this is the answer.
Coffee in the kitchen again this morning, OK?