Showing posts with label Dehydrated water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dehydrated water. Show all posts

Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Perfect Prepper Item...!

When I first saw this, I laughed so hard I just had to share it with you. Never underestimate the power of a good laugh!

This was actually in an email I got from one of my favorite sellers on Ebay. Gotta love this guy's sense of humor!


Bookmark this page
Dehydrated Canned Water

Dehydrated Canned Water

SKU: FE001
Price: $5.00
Quantity:
Our Future Essentials Dehydrated Water comes in a large #10 Can and is always fresh, never from concentrate and a 100% Organic. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high-fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets.

It is light weight making it easy to store. It has a unique odorless, tasteless, and colorless appealing to all avid water drinkers. Perfect gift for the person who 'has it all.'

This Dehydrated water gets its exceptional qualities from the organic qualities of its spring. Tastes best chilled but room temperature and heated are other alternatives.



Please note, the above statements have NOT been FDA/USDA approved
"Tastes amazing, way better than any Voss or Fiji bottled water, what an amazing product. You can just taste the organic-ness in every sip"
-
John Doe from NML


FAQ

Can you freeze dehydrated water? Yes you can, that is called dry ice.

Where is this dehydrated water sourced from? Sparkling Springs of Useýourïmagination.

Is this product from Future Essentials a joke? Yes and no. If you really feel there is such as thing as dehydrated water, that is on you. If you add this product to your cart you will really receive a can of dehydrated water. APRIL FOOLS!!


It's things like this that keep me coming back to this seller time and time again. After all, we can't be too serious all the time! More and more it is important to NOT lose our sense of humor, don't you think?

Let's have coffee out on the patio this morning. Don't worry...it's not dehydrated! Promise!!