Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Perfect Prepper Item...!

When I first saw this, I laughed so hard I just had to share it with you. Never underestimate the power of a good laugh!

This was actually in an email I got from one of my favorite sellers on Ebay. Gotta love this guy's sense of humor!


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Dehydrated Canned Water

Dehydrated Canned Water

SKU: FE001
Price: $5.00
Quantity:
Our Future Essentials Dehydrated Water comes in a large #10 Can and is always fresh, never from concentrate and a 100% Organic. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high-fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets.

It is light weight making it easy to store. It has a unique odorless, tasteless, and colorless appealing to all avid water drinkers. Perfect gift for the person who 'has it all.'

This Dehydrated water gets its exceptional qualities from the organic qualities of its spring. Tastes best chilled but room temperature and heated are other alternatives.



Please note, the above statements have NOT been FDA/USDA approved
"Tastes amazing, way better than any Voss or Fiji bottled water, what an amazing product. You can just taste the organic-ness in every sip"
-
John Doe from NML


FAQ

Can you freeze dehydrated water? Yes you can, that is called dry ice.

Where is this dehydrated water sourced from? Sparkling Springs of Use├Żour├»magination.

Is this product from Future Essentials a joke? Yes and no. If you really feel there is such as thing as dehydrated water, that is on you. If you add this product to your cart you will really receive a can of dehydrated water. APRIL FOOLS!!


It's things like this that keep me coming back to this seller time and time again. After all, we can't be too serious all the time! More and more it is important to NOT lose our sense of humor, don't you think?

Let's have coffee out on the patio this morning. Don't worry...it's not dehydrated! Promise!!

  

12 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

I don't know about the supposed purity. It says "organic," and to a chemist, that means it contains carbon!

Phyllis (N/W Jersey) said...

Now that is just too funny! (Wonder how many would try to buy a couple of cans)!
Would love to sit on your patio - ours still has snow on it.

Momlady said...

Wonder what he'd say about prop wash.

linda m said...

That is hilarious. What an entrepreneur! Glad to see people haven't lost their sense of humor. Thanks for a good laugh this morning - I needed it. Since it is only 8 degrees outside here coffee on your patio sounds great.

Anonymous said...

It appears to be lighter than the regular water - need to order me some cans for the BOB! :^)

Hermit Ladee said...

Better watch out Jim, that stuff will kill you. Check out this:

http://www.dhmo.org/

LOL

JO said...

Funny stuff.

Coffee on the patio to help build some vitamin D while enjoying a cup with friends.

HermitJim said...

Hey Gorges...
I guess it all depends on the chemist' view that day!

Thanks for coming over this morning.


Hey Phyllis...
I thought about buying a can just as a joke, but thought it over and didn't.

What a gag gift, though.

Thanks for coming by this morning!


Hey Momlady...
That's a very good question!

Thanks for dropping by today!


Hey Linda...
Guess we all could use a good grin from time to time, right?

You better come down here and get some warmer weather!

Thanks for the visit today!


Hey Anon 7:40...
It would certainly be something different!

Maybe it would work great for a barter tool!

Thanks for coming over this morning!


Hey Hermit Ladee...
I'll certainly check it out!

Now days nearly everything can hurt ya one way or another!

Thanks, my friend, for coming by today!

HermitJim said...

Hey Jo...
I hope you get all that vitamin D straightened out. I know you'll feel better!

Thanks, sweetie, for coming by this morning!

justastick said...

Jim when my oldest grandson had just got married I told him I had to teach his grandmother how to boil water without scortching it .He looked at his and asked Nana can you scortch water?Good memories!

lotta joy said...

That man has a gold mine! If people don't buy it as a joke, there's enough idiots out there who will buy it and store it.

I wonder if the directions say: "add water"

HermitJim said...

Hey Stick...
I've heard that saying before, but sometimes folks don't know when something is a joke!

I'm sure that it will stick in your grandson's mind for a while!

Thanks for coming by today!


Hey Lotta joy...
Actually, on the bottom of the email he put some of the directions from the label and it does say to just add water!

Pretty cool gag gift, I think!

Thanks so much for dropping by today!