Thursday, August 20, 2009
I've Found The Perfect Gift...!
This would be a very good gift for those people that like to make your life a little more difficult and unpleasant!
You know, like politicians, ex-spouses, past and present difficult in-laws, noisy next door neighbors, rude retail clerks, empty headed bosses, really irritating co-workers, the daughter's highly suspicious boyfriend, all tax collectors, most members of Congress, the majority of the lawyers in the entire world, any tech support personnel that are in any country other than the United States, the fool that invented the "child proof caps" for older folks' medication, any package delivery person that likes to drop kick packages marked "fragile", anybody that mistreats any animals for pleasure, arrogant law enforcement officials, dishonest judges, any and all practitioner of torture anywhere for any cause, terrorists from any country, and to every telemarketer that ever called my number at dinner time!
I'm sure that you get the idea, and you have my complete support in making up your own list as recipients of this special gift!
I'm sure that this gift would be utilized a lot, as most of the persons on my list are so full of crap their eyes are brown!
So, now that we have taken care of some early gift shopping...let's get some coffee and sit outside for a bit, my friend!