Thursday, August 20, 2015

Signs Of The Apocalypse...?

I got an email from my Baby Sis that seems to fit in with today's world. I figured I'd share it with you for Thursday, OK?

THE GLOBAL RECESSION

The recession has really hit everybody really hard.

· My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail from Capital ONE.

· Wives are having sex with their husbands now because they can't afford the batteries.

· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

· A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

· I saw a Mormon today who had only one wife.

· If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you need to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

· Parents in New York and San Francisco have fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

· My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

· A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

· A picture is now only worth 200 words.

· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

· The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Just thought I'd put this out there in case you needed a smile this morning. I hope this helps in that regard.

Better have our coffee in the kitchen today. Rain is hanging around.

11 comments:

Sixbears said...

I did smile this morning. Thanks, and thanks to your baby sis.

HermitJim said...

Hey Sixbears...
More than glad to help with the smile, buddy!
Thanks for stopping by this morning!

Rob said...

:-)

Chickenmom said...

Good ones, Mr. Hermit! I'm starting the day with a smile!

linda m said...

Boy, did these ever bring a smile to my face. Thank you and thank you Baby Sis.

HermitJim said...

Hey Rob...
That's kinda what I was thinking.
Thanks for coming by this morning!


Hey Phyllis...
Glad you liked them!
I appreciate the visit today!


Hey Linda...
Always nice to help make a smile!
Thanks for stopping over today!

JO said...

these made me laugh not just smile. thanks you both.

Dizzy-Dick said...

I always enjoy a good laugh, thanks Hermit and Baby Sis.

HermitJim said...

Hey Jo...
I'm certainly glad to hear that! Thanks, sweetie, for stopping by today!


Hey Dizzy...
More than happy to deliver! Thanks for dropping by today!

Gorges Smythe said...

Looks like things ARE getting tough!

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