Saturday, October 24, 2009

It's A Dog's Life...!


Here's a little something to make your Saturday a better day!

I hope you get a grin out of this...!



A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says..

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.



Now, let's get some coffee...OK, my friend?

13 comments:

Sue said...

Now THAT was funny!!
Thannks for starting my day out with a laugh. Have a great weekend!

The cottage by the Cranelake said...

Wonderful :-) :-) :-)
You certanly made my start of this saturday very funny!
Have a great day now!

HermitJim said...

Hey Sue...
Glad to help your day get off to a good start!

You have a great day...and thanks for stopping in today!


Hey Christer...
It's nice to know you enjoyed it, my friend! Nothing like a little smile to start the day!

Thanks for the visit this morning!

Kyddryn said...

Mister Hermit, sir, you started my day with a grin - thanks!!

Shade and Sweetwater,
K

Did it MY way said...

Dog gone funny Jim. Thanks for the laugh.

See Ya

Meadowlark said...

While I've heard the joke, it is utterly IMPOSSIBLE not to crack up when you see it combined with that last photo!

Thanks friend!

HermitJim said...

Hey K...
Well, I can't think of anything I'd rather do this morning, than to watch you start your day with grin! If your happy, I'm happy!

Thanks so much for coming by today!


Hey Tony...
Happy that you liked it, my friend! Does us good, to smile once in a while...

Thanks for the visit, Tony!


Hey Meadowlark...
That picture does sort of tie things all together, doesn't it?

I appreciate the visit this morning!

JoJo said...

Good Morning My Special One, That was so funny. and that last pictures says it all doesn't it. LOL Thanks for the happy good morning.
Leaving at 8am tomorrow. Loaded and ready to go.

HermitJim said...

Hey JoJo...
Back on the open road again! That sounds great! Going to the grand canyon this time?

I'm going over to look at a truck today, so maybe we'll be good to go on this end as well!

Happy trails tomorrow...and don't forget the pictures!

Thanks for coming by, sweetie!

JoJo said...

It is going to be a great trip, but plenty cold. lol going to bring out more long sleeve stuff. And will take lots of pics.
Hope you find a great truck so you can get going too.

HermitJim said...

Hey JoJo...
You stay warm, OK? Don't want you to freeze anything important, ya know?

What you really need is a snuggle partner!

Thanks again...and be careful!

Marion said...

I thoroughly enjoyed this post this morning! Thanks for the laugh...I loved your photos. The last one capped the post off perfectly!

Sage said...

I love it...xx