Thursday, November 11, 2010

Can You Even Believe This...?


Folks like this are beyond help!

What can you do with them, besides putting them on an island somewhere and leaving them there! He's probably lucky he didn't get shot! I see this type of story each and every day, and I can't understand how these folks have managed to stay around as long as they have!

If he keeps up like this, he won't have to worry about his next birthday! Someone will take him out long before then! We can thank the fine folks over at The Smoking Gun for this story!

Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee

NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.

Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."

That mistake contributed to initial reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.

The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.

Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail.

One good thing can come of all this! This fool should be very popular and fit right in while he's in jail! Should be an interesting time for him, without a doubt!

C'mon, my friends, let's get some fresh coffee and sit in the kitchen for a bit! Just make sure you leave my mouse alone, OK?

15 comments:

Catman said...

Every single day, I am reminded how far astray our species has gone.

This is what happens when stupid people are allowed to reach maturity. In days past, their propensity for foolish and self destructive behavior would have ensured their removal from the gene pool.

"Fool Proof". A bad idea, and would be better used as a label on Everclear.

HermitJim said...

Hey Catman...
I'm sure this guys parents must really be proud!

Man, my Dad would have me exiled or committed or worse in a case like this! I would have feared for my life!

Hey, thanks for coming by today!

SciFiChick said...

Just think, this is someone's neighbor! The world is a scary place! lol

chinasyndrome said...

I didn't know the information super highway had parking garages? Gotta watch them magic mushrooms!

China
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Anonymous said...

I'd hate to see the mouse pad that guy was using, lol.

Thats weird alright - newscasts and papers are printing stories that SNL writers could only dream of coming up with.

JoJo said...

Good Morning My Special One,
My parents used to say what is this world coming to. I can't imagine what they would say about this generation.
Coffee in the kitchen sounds cozy and warm. It is 38 here and my furnace hasn't been turned on yet. brrrrrrrrr

HermitJim said...

Hey SiFiChic...
I'm not sure, but I think he lives right down the street!

Man, is it getting weird or what?

Thanks for coming by today, girl!


Hey China...
Seems like there has been a lot of those mushrooms showing up as of late, don't you think?

I didn't know they were making a comeback!

Thanks for coming over today!


Hey Anon 7:28...
Guess it's a fact that truth is indeed stranger than fiction!

I appreciate you coming by today!


Hey JoJo...
I was wondering just what my Dad would say about the state of things in the world today!

Sounds like you are getting a little cool front there! Still kinda warm here!

Thanks, sweetie, for the visit!

thecottagebythecranelakeolof1 said...

I know I shouldn´t laugh at this story, but I just can´t stop :-) :-) I´m a bit tired I guess :-)

Have a great day now!
Christer.

Bob Mc said...

Nothing surprises me anymore. Absolutely nothing!

HermitJim said...

Hey Christer...
I know what you mean, my friend! Laugh away! That's reallyall we can do!

Thanks for the visit today!


Hey Bob...
I'm certainly with you on that! Makes you want to just stay at home, for sure!

I appreciate the visit today!

Ashley said...

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I'm speechless.

On another note... Happy Veteran's Day! :-D

Hugs,
Ashley

Marjie said...

Some people are just sick.

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

And just when I thought you couldn't find any really strange, but true storeis, HJ. Just goes to show you that there truly is a shallow end in the gene pool and that's really a bit scary so soon after Halloween.

edifice rex said...

I'm with Ashley; I'm just not sure what to say about that... besides, dang! :D

Frugal Canadian Hermit said...

Well Geez, Jim. Where else is one supposed to store the mouse when it is not in use. Maybe he did'nt have any pockets. lol. Of course I AM just kidding. I can't even imagine. lol.