Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Off To See The Wizard...!


Actually, I'm only going to the VA for my regular blood test to make sure the blood thinner is working!

Just sounded better to say it this way, ya know?

Because I going to be gone this morning, I thought I would post a little something that I got from my Sister. I thought it held true in most cases...and I'm sure you have had one or more of these happen to you!

UNIVERSAL LAWS

1. Law of Mechanical Repair...

After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity...

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability...

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of Random Numbers...

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi...

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire..

6. Variation Law...

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath...

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters...

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result...

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. The Coffee Law...

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

11. Law of Physical Surfaces...

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

12. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy...

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

13. Doctors' Law...

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

I'm sure that there are many more of these laws around, but I just can't remember them right now! Feel free to leave a few in the comments section, OK?

That way I'll have a few more to use next time I start to steal some!

Coffee on the patio this morning. It's going to be in the high 70s until the afternoon...then in the 20s tonight! Better drag out the wool undies again!

8 comments:

Catman said...

Thanks, Hermit for the explanation of those laws. Hope all goes well at the doc's. I'm sure you'll be feeling just fine by the time ya get there...

Ben in Texas said...

Did you forget the number ONE.. Murphy's law? If anything can go wrong, it will at the most inopportune time

Dizzy-Dick said...

This is not a good morning to out and about. Be safe out there, traffic will be terrible. Liked your laws, they are so true.

JoJo said...

Good Morning My Special One,
I know all will be fine at the VA cause I say so.
Like the post today it was fun to read.
We are in for a hard freeze tonite and Wed. Better go out and fill the bird feeders and wrap the humming bird feeders. Glad I came home when I did.

Momlady said...

They're all true. I speak from some experience with some of them. Here are a couple more for you.
The tap water is always coldest after you have finished your drink....Olly's Observation
Lin's Maxim....Happiness is a state of minimum regret.

Garry said...

How about Cole's Law? Oh, you know, that is shredded cabbage!

Rae said...

Yep. They are all true. Wonder why that is. Just the law of the universe I suppose - can't be explained.
Hope you have an excellent appointment. My hubby goes to the VA for his wizardry appointments too. Contrary to all that is written about the VA, he has always been treated well.

thecottagebythecranelakeolof1 said...

They are all so true :-) :-) Especially the one with the sandwich and the one with a tool falling down :-) :-)

Have a great day now!
Christer.