It's always good to watch your tax dollars at work, don't you think?
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
October 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered -0
Transvestites- 133
Hernias- 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases- 3172
Enlarged Prostates -8249
Breast Implants- 59350
Natural Blondes- 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Just thought you'd like to know.
I'm just trying to keep everyone informed at the successes in keeping us all safer, ya know? I know this info will help you rest easier at night!
How about we take a chance and have coffee out on the patio this morning? You game?
