Tuesday, July 30, 2013

So This Is Obamacare...?

Thanks to Baby Sis, today you get a look at what could be a "close to truth" look at the whole Obamacare" thing!

I don't know where she gets all this stuff, but I think it's great...and certainly good for a grin!

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(01) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Super Glue.

Even though this article is meant to be humorous, you can draw your own conclusions to the implications! Sometimes there is a kernel of truth hidden in most fiction!

Coffee out on the patio this morning! How about some apple fruit breakfast bars?

11 comments:

Chickenmom said...

Good one to start the day Mr. Hermit-
Baby Sis did good! Anything with apples in is is OK by me!

Gorges Smythe said...

I GOTTA link this!

Sixbears said...

Yeah, but is the price lower? That's all that really matters, right?

Mamahen said...

Would be funnier if that grain of truth weren't so evident. Fruit breakfast bars? Are you getting healthy on us :))

Momlady said...

The best way to fight it is to stay healthy!

linda m said...

That is a good one. LOL Probably not far from the truth. Coffee and fruit bars sound good.

JO said...

Pretty scary even if it is funny.

I have some blueberry breakfast bars to add to the breakfast. We must get healthier don't you know. :)

Dizzy-Dick said...

I loved it. It is realy so true. I guess the best thing to do with this bad situation is to laugh about it. As long as we keep our sense of humor, there is hope.

Barney (The Old Fat Man) said...

That is some pretty optimistic statements in that post.

HermitJim said...

Hey Phyllis...
Glad you liked it, my friend. She finds some pretty cool stuff.

Apple cinnamon is a good flavor!

Thanks for the visit!



Hey Gorges...
Glad to have you spread the word!

Thanks for coming over today!



Hey Sixbears...
Yeah, we all know that the quality isn't tied to the price.Save money and die sooner!

Thanks for the visit!



Hey Mamahen...
Me? Healthy...? naw, I just caught them on sale!

Thanks for dropping by today!



Hey Momlady...
That is certainly the best way! A lot more pleasant as well!

Thanks for coming over!



Hey Linda...
A kernel of truth, ya know?

Hey, thanks for coming by this morning!



Hey Jo...
Bring 'em on, sweetie! I like blueberry anything!

Thanks for dropping by today!

HermitJim said...

Hey Dizzy...
Probably laughing about it will keep us a bit healthier, ya think?

Thanks for coming by today!



Hey Barney...
Trying to be a little optimistic about the whole thing!

Thanks for dropping by today!