I don't know where she gets all this stuff, but I think it's great...and certainly good for a grin!
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(01) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Super Glue.
Even though this article is meant to be humorous, you can draw your own conclusions to the implications! Sometimes there is a kernel of truth hidden in most fiction!
Coffee out on the patio this morning! How about some apple fruit breakfast bars?