Thursday, September 15, 2016


Here is a little something that Baby Sis sent to me. I thought you might enjoy it.

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny; but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.. Then he told me not to do it again. 

The next day in class my teacher asked me what live animal was my favorite. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why; so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

 She sent me back to the principal's office. 

 He laughed and told me not to do it again.

 I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

 Guess where I am now...

Seems to me the poor boy was having one of those days, ya know?

Coffee out on the patio this morning.


Chickenmom said...

Thanks for the giggles, Mr. Hermit!! :o)

linda m said...

That is hysterical ! That child is one "smart" kid. haha

HermitJim said...

Hey Phyllis...
Glad to furnish the giggles this morning.
Thanks for stopping by today!

Hey Linda...
Pretty smart I'd say. Funny without trying to be.
Thanks for coming over today!

JO said...

This is funny, but the kid knows what he likes and I don't think his teacher had a very good sense of humor LOL

Gorges Smythe said...

Love it!

Dizzy-Dick said...

Thanks for huge belly laugh today.

HermitJim said...

Hey Jo...
Doesn't seem right for punishing him for telling the truth, does it?
Thanks for dropping by today, sweetie!

Hey Gorges...
Glad that you do, my friend.
Thanks for coming over!

Hey Dizzy...
Always happy to do my part, ya know?
Thanks for the visit today!