Monday, July 13, 2009
I've Solved The Mystery...!
For a long time, like many others, I've been wondering just how the government comes up with the methods they use for spending our money!
Well, being the tireless researcher that I am, I have finally solved the mystery! I have uncovered some secret video from the bowels of the accounting offices. This video is vintage, and is still used to train the current folks that write the budgets and give out the money!
When you see how their minds work, all the facts start falling into place! I must warn you ahead of time, after watching this video you may change the way you pay your bills...so please use caution!
Now, if you can start to understand this system, or if you can almost see the accuracy of this math...you may qualify for a government job in accounting!
See, Hermitjim is always watching out for you! BTW, I probably shouldn't mention it, but this made perfect sense to me! Pretty scary, huh?
Now, my friends, let's get some coffee and sit on the patio before it gets too hot!