Sunday, March 28, 2010

A Sunday Rabbit Story...!


With Easter just around the corner, I thought a cute little rabbit story was in order!

Who knows...you may get a kick out of it!



A precious little girl walks into a pets mart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice...

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit.
"


Now, my friends, how about some fresh coffee on the patio...?

18 comments:

The cottage by the Cranelake said...

Wonderful :-) :-) :-)
Have a great day now!
Christer.

Felinae said...

LOL!!

Thanks Uncle Hermit, that was a good one.

Hugs~Felinae~

K.D.Storm said...

LMFAO! That is a great one. I will have to remember that one LMAO!

Argentum Vulgaris said...

*cough* *splutter* *laugh* *snort* *wipes nose* *cleans screen* *gets fresh coffee*

Damn that was good!

AV

Barney (The Old Fat Man) said...

Nothing better than a really funny story to start the day.

HermitJim said...

Hey Christer...
Glad you liked it, my friend! You hae a great day, and thanks for coming by!


Hey Felinae...
So glad you got some amusement from it...and I'm glad you could come by this morning!

I appreciate the visit!


Hey K.D....
If I made you smile a bit...then that makes me happy!

It makes me happy that you cou could drop in as well!


Hey A.V....
I hate it when that happens! Glad you got a laugh from the story, my friend!

Very glad you took the time to drop by today! Thank you!


Hey Barney...
It does help to start the day off with a grin, doesn't it?

Now days we need all the reasons to grin that we can get!

I am really glad you could come over today!

Momlady said...

Good one, sir! I needed a chuckle the a.m.

HermitJim said...

Hey Momlady...
I'm happy to see you this morning, my friend!

Glad you got a chuckle out of my little story...and glad you could come by this morning!

Ted said...

SEED of THOUGHT We need more coffee breaks than tea parties. Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it. Have a glass of water with that Coffee

TROUBLEnTX said...

anyone seen that ol older texan?,,,no blog today. A first.
and hello there hermit,,,read u every day too.

HermitJim said...

Hey Ted...
Good thoughts this morning! Gotta love those coffee breaks...!

Thanks for the visit this morning!

HermitJim said...

Hey Troubl...
He's late due to cleaning up his hard drive, but will be updating here soon!

I'm sure he appreciates the concern...

TROUBLEnTX said...

thx,,,

CottonLady said...

A good hard chuckle on that one! Fresh coffee sounds good, but too cool on the patio today.

Have a good Sunday. Blessings!

5 Kids With Disabilities said...

Yes, I should have seen that coming!!! When our python got big enough to eat rabbits we sold it. Mice and rats I can endure, but cute little bunnies...no WAY!
Lindsey Petersen

HermitJim said...

Hey Cotton Lady...
It is a bit cool and windy on the patio today, isn't it? Guess the good thing is that here the sun is shining brightly...!

Than you for stopping by today!


Hey Lindsey...
I guess the up side to that is that you probably don't have to feed them every day!

Not sure I want a pet that could eat one of my cats, though...

I really appreciate you coming by today!

Argentum Vulgaris said...

HJ, forgot to mention, I reposted that and linked here.

AV

Kyddryn said...

Precious! Thanks for the chuckle, Mister Hermit, sir.

Shade and Sweetwater,
K