Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Careful How You Dress...!

Sometimes as we get older, it's hard to change our way of thinking.

What we once considered an acceptable way of dressing is suddenly frowned on by others! I don't know why, but some folks seem to think that just because we have some age on us...we can't manage the choosing of appropriate attire for the day!

I don't believe this for a minute, but just to serve as a reminder to some of my older friends and cohorts I decided to post a small list here of some things that should probably NOT be worn together! Some folks would find fault with it, and if you're like me you don't want to make folks uncomfortable!

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

11. Thongs and Depends

Although some of these can be fun just because of the shock factor, you might want to save them for important the in-laws visits! That's when they can really be fun, ya know?

Now, let's get some coffee and sit outside while it's still cool out!


Peregrin said...

Heavy "ew" factor.

Ben in Texas said...

ROFLMAO!!! I don't know what you got in your coffee this morning,,but I want some of it !!

Dizzy-Dick said...

That #2 above gets to me. Does that mean just because my hair is getting thin on the top and the front that I have to cut off my pony tail?

Mechanic in Illinois said...

I believe anyone wanting to wear a thong should have to make out an application before they can wear it in public. Thanks for another great lesson.

Marjie said...

These are some painful visuals here, Jim!

commoncents said...

Ha Ha...
THANK YOU for posting this! I love your page!!

Common Cents

Mayberry said...

I am now scarred for life by those images, heh heh heh : )