Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Amusing Signs...!

We all like amusing signs, and some of these show some very creative thinking!

I have to admire folks that can offer a little humor to those that are facing what otherwise might be very discouraging life situations!

I'm all in favor of doing whatever we can to help make the best of a bad time! From what I've seen, the people that have these signs are certainly working towards that end! See what you think...!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

And don't forget the sign at a


"Best place in town to take a leak."

I hope you enjoyed these signs. C'mon, you did smile a bit! Ya know you did...! That's really all I was after! To make you smile!

Now, my friends, let's get some fresh coffee and sit in the kitchen for a bit. Raining outside, so inside is a good place to be!


Kathie said...

Morning Jim,
Loved 'em all:
Sign on a muffler shop
"Our work is exhausting".
Keep them coming.

HermitJim said...

Hey Kathie...
That's a pretty good one as well! Some folks can sure be creative, can't they?

I appreciate you coming by this morning!

Ben in Texas said...

Want to add a few to your file?

Thanks for the smile this early morning.

Sign in Service Station in Glen Ellen, CA:
If your car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click" - $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00
"Can't describe it" - $500.00

Anonymous said...

Morning HJ,
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. You're an everyday read for me, just to keep my sanity, though I don't always comment. Keep 'em coming!!

Momlady said...

Thanks for the smile, Jim. I need it today....going to the funeral of a friend this morning.

Dizzy-Dick said...

As always, Jim, you tickled my funny bone.

Bellen said...

Loved 'em. Started reading them to my husband, who was paying bills, and had to stop - he couldn't concentrate for laughing!! Thanks, cheered us up.

HermitJim said...

Hey Ben...
Always willing to make room for a few more!

Glad you liked them...and glad you could stop by today!

Hey YOF...
Glad to see you, as always! I'm pleased that you enjoyed the post, and Glad you came by to visit today, buddy!

Hey Momlady...
Sorry to hear about your friend, but I'm glad you are back with us again! Welcome home...!

I appreciate you coming by today!

Hey Dizzy...
Glad that I could add a little humor to your day! That always makes me feel good!

Many thanks for coming by today!

Hey Bellen...
Always happy to add a touch of humor to such a dull task as paying bills!

My friend, thank you so much for coming by today!

Marjie said...

My Ob-Gyn had a vanity plate on his car: "PUSH234". It made me laugh.

HermitJim said...

Hey Marjie...
That's what I mean about being creative! I think you can't help but be amused at some of the humorous things folks come up with!

Hey, I appreciate you coming by today!

JoJo said...

Good Morning My Special One
Those made me laugh the one on the church is kind of like the one 7 days without chocolate makes one weak. I love signs that make you laugh.
A little cloudy here today may get some rain here too.
Pass the pot please had a busy morning.

HermitJim said...

Hey JoJo...
Can't help but be amused at these signs. Glad you enjoyed them and that you came by today, sweetie!

Bob Mc said...

I used to like the old Burma Shave signs. Was that before your time?

Beth said...

I,too,liked them. As always,Bubba,good post.
Love ya.

HermitJim said...

Hey Bob...
I remember the old Burma shave signs very well from when we were kids and as a family, we would be on a trip. Dad would always point them out to us as we went by, and we enjoyed reading them!

Brings back a lot of memories for sure!

Thanks for coming by today!

Hey Sis...
i see that you managed to make it back home all safe and sound! We really enjoyed the visit...just didn't last long enough! But then, they never do!

I appreciate the visit today!

Anonymous said...

How about a septic tank truck in yellow... "Stool Bus" I posted that