Drunk Racoons Arrested...!

Everyone here stateside knows that driving under the influence is not a good thing, right? I mean, you can be arrested, fined and it carries a blot on your record that doesn't fade away with time. But what happens when animals appear to be menacing the general public by being rabid? Basically, trouble very much akin to a DUI.

One Crab Apple Too Many

Photo credit: Milton Police Department

A group of raccoons in a small West Virginia town caused quite a scare for the locals after reports emerged that they were rabid. As it turns out, they were just drunk on fermented crab apples.

Last week, the Milton Police Department received two calls about raccoons with rabies prowling around town. People were instructed to be on the lookout but to avoid contact with the animals. Last Sunday, authorities managed to capture one raccoon, which they named Dallas. It appeared to be disoriented and staggering, but it wasn’t rabid. It had actually gotten drunk from eating too many fermented crab apples.

Another two “trash pandas” were captured later. They were allowed to sober up and then released back into the woods. Subsequently, a Milton PD representative said two of the raccoons showed signs of extreme lethargy and might have been suffering from distemper all along. Only Dallas made a clean getaway and is believed to have been initially inebriated.

Good story to serve as a reminder to all of us, regardless of the species, to be in public after imbibing anything containing alcohol. No telling what could occur, especially with the holidays just around the corner!

Coffee out on the patio this morning. It's cool, but we have sunshine!