Amusing Signs...!

We all like amusing signs, and some of these show some very creative thinking!

I have to admire folks that can offer a little humor to those that are facing what otherwise might be very discouraging life situations!

I'm all in favor of doing whatever we can to help make the best of a bad time! From what I've seen, the people that have these signs are certainly working towards that end! See what you think...!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

I hope you enjoyed these signs. C'mon, you did smile a bit! Ya know you did...! That's really all I was after! To make you smile!

Now, my friends, let's get some fresh coffee and sit in the kitchen for a bit. Raining outside, so inside is a good place to be!